Time Out New York – 11/16/00-11/23/00

HAIR BURNERS
Theo and Squid of Lunachicks play bickering lovers in artist Ned Ambler’s 45-minute epic, "I wanted it to be a strong woman’s film," he says. " You’ve got women in prison, homegirls, witches, and lesbianism." But don’t expect any kind of serious statement, cautions the director, who describes the film as "actually quite retarded." (Pioneer, Sat 18, 3pm, $9)